"That's a gay park. Are you gay Stephen? Is frolf a gay sport?"
-Steve's mom

     Long ago, for reasons unknown to anyone, it was decided that Wichita's first and so far only 18 hole disc golf course would be build in the city's gay park. That is, for anyone who does not know, the park gay men go to trying to meet other gay men. This has led to some confusion. Frolfers are, for the most part, men. They travel in groups. To the untrained eye, this might appear to be a group of homosexuals doing whatever it is groups of homosexual men do when they are in groups.
     The name "frolf" even sounds gay. Most sports get manly names like "football" or "rugby." We get "frolf." It sounds like the name of a Muppet. Not that I dislike Muppets or anything. As far as I know, there weren't even any gay Muppets. And why the hell am I even talking about Muppets?
     Baseball players routinely grab each others asses yet no one accuses them of being gay. And wrestlers, look at what they're doing. Frolfers almost never touch each other. And while I cannot vouch for every man who has ever played disc golf, I am not a homosexual. I was hit on by a homosexual once, but that's really not relevant.
     What is relevant is this stigma that has been placed on the sport because of a few people's stereotyped view of Herman Hill Park as a gathering place for faggots who butt-fuck each other in the back of Ford Explorers. The only people I ever see at Herman Hill Park are other frolfers and the guys who mow the grass. I like to think there is an unwritten rule that everyone who uses the park follows. Frolfers during the day and homos at night. This way the frolfers don't have to worry about being raped analy and the homos don't have to worry about being hit in the nads with frisbees.
     So is frolf a gay sport? No. It isn't the manliest sport around by any stretch of the imagination, but it's not a gay sport. Is Steve gay? No. He was even engaged once. To a woman and everything. So don't worry about us, Mrs. Brosius.